Thursday night

Hello to all my non readers, Our Jeep became a Texas today I was going to get my license but mom didn't want to stand in line any  longer. Went to supper tonight with Brian and Dee and master Thomas at the Humble city cafe, We Got Rain Today 1bout 3/4 of and in is about an hour Yippee see ya

pis**d off again

Tuesday I just figured out how to get into my retirement account and guess what ? i lost a shit pot bunch of money. Remember the the other day I talked about a butt load of money well a shit pot is a hell of a lot more. all I can say is aw shit and blame the Obama bunch of idiots for destroying this nation. The took thousands from me and 2 years ago they gave GM and the banks Trillions. Why people still support his is confusing to me . Oh well good news Thomas Is stopping By see you

just bitching

God dam fricken insurance we have been with state farm for a long time payed them thousands . came to Texas and the bastards will not insure our house what the hell is this. well that can kiss my ass Ill keep car insurance but nor get home owners yet and when I get a better quite I'm telling state farm to kiss my ass. We have been with state farm from the 70's so screw them. we opened a checking and savings account at chase bank in Humble and those are the most stupid people I have ever encountered. now on to some thing that makes it all worth while. Brian Thomas is a special little boy . I adore the shit outta him and will always love him just like I have to Josh ever if they get to be a butt heads ill always love them.   Too all the people that I once had contact with from this day forward if you are a butt hole y'all can kiss my fat hairy ass, People whom I use to work with with a few exceptions all of you Mother F***ers can  kiss my ass . so in other word I really don't give a f**k any more if you don't like me then you can lick me . The company I use to work with gave me a nice going away gift and a really nice watch but the bitch in the office shorted me hours on my last check. Then Comcast said I didnot return the box in colorado well thay can kiss my ass also. Did I mention that the fools at chase bank are moreons. The white headed state farm agent would not insure my house due to wood rot well it is fixed and that Pr**k can kiss my ass.

all I give a shit about is my wife and childern and their childern and this old piece of shit house.

Sunday Hot and unwet in Humble

Good day it is Hot and unwet in Humble today. Today is my daughters birthday in Texas so its out for dinner for us . The paper work that mom had sent in was not correct for medical help so we need to resend it and wait longer for her to get discount RA Medication. I don't know if any one reads this so I'm just going to do it a few more times well gotta go to a wonderful place it is called the shower see Y'all later

Friday night in Humble

Good evening its Friday and tonight we cracked open a water melon and I sat on the porch and enjoyed the heck out of that cold melon. Leon hale who I feel is a fantastic writer often tells stories about melons. This watermelon was one of them seedless type it was alright but I have had much better melons. One time we took the kids to Florida to see the mouse and on our way ran across a guy selling melons by the side of the road. when we got home and opened it it was wonderful. While I was setting eating that watermelon it brought back memories of long ago.  When I was a child every memorial day we would go to Georgetown to visit a couple of old graves, then after that we would stop by clear creek and have a picnic. My dad and uncles  would put cans of beer and soda and a melon or two in the creek to keep it cold. after we ate the burgers we had watermelon Ice cold from the stream that was spring run off from the winter snow. so cold and taste. do you remember the water melon juice running down your arms and getting all sticky?  I remember them big round dark green ones as being the best. all the fruit stands in the Denver area on 44th had big horse tanks full of melons and water and great big chunks of ice. The guy at the store would plug a melon and let you try it . Those were the nights of my childhood walking under neon lights of all colors a buzzing as if they were alive. It is so odd that setting on a porch in the year 2011 when you are on the down hill slide of your tasks here on earth and you think about watermelons away back in the 50's. Many special things on summer nights happened . Giant spot lights lit up the dark Sky's drawing in the curious from all over town . You never knew what you would find after your parents followed those lights. a car sale or an elephant at a furniture store. A man setting on a giant rocking chair. In Denver they had a hamburger stand way before Mcdonalds that was fantastic it was called rocky built and another wad Joe's burger shack 10 burgers in a bag for a buck. there was also a special place for hot summer nights called the A&W. A root beer stand that had burgers and root beer. Well Ill let you go for now . any one reading this I thank you

Friday the 23 of September

Good morning to any one who listens. Last night was the taste of the town in Humble, and a good time was had by all . The food and drinks was so good, but i ate too much. A big thanks to Brian and Dee and Thomas for paying for the tickets . Today we watching Thomas and doing some much needed house repairs. Mom is feeling a bit better but still not 100%. She Is out of embral  until we get approved for more I hope so don't go down hill . Well if any one reads this thank you and Ill see you in the funny papers!

Tuesday morning

Morning to my self I don't thing any one is reading this but I am going to keep at it. Today is Tuesday and do you know what that means? Casino bus trip for my keeper so I am all alone with so much stuff to get done but just ain't in the mood. Spoke with the landlord of the propriety next door guess the idiot that lives there didn't fix the leak and the city came back and call the owner. The owner put a sleeve on the hole and picked up some trash in the yard. The sand box top that was being used as a sewage catcher was just laying off to the side of my propriety. I told him that they don't have trash service and that must be removed. he hauled it off. for gosh sakes he picked up that top that had sewer water and hauled it away . He told me that the resident will be out of there by the first .Gonna wait and see I don't believe it. The he asked me if I had a survey and I said i did and he said that his fence was " on his propriety line and according to my survey it is 4 foot on my propriety. then he wanted to spat about it and I just said we will see. He was a real d**k head but at least he did clean up the place. My keeper and I took a walk and setting at the quickie mart was 3 of the drunks from next door , boy what a bunch of floor flushes they are! Yesterday I discovered we got moles in our yard , there is another project that I must start, Oh well nap time see y'all later

Woke up to rain

Was awoken by my keeper shutting off the AC. Or was it the claps of thunder, yes I said thunder! Went outside to smell , hear, feel, see and experience a rain shower and it was wonderful. At long last the Humble Area is getting much needed rain . The weather guessers say that it might last until this afternoon. This rain is a blessing to the firefighters who have been trying to save Texas. Too rainy to do any out side work today so I might chase that female that lives here in hopes of catching her. Tuesday she has plans for a trip to Louisiana I don't think I will go We been together every day, every hour from when we first left Colorado until now the being apart for 4 or 7 hours will be good. Well I'm getting on my running shoes and doing my stretches for the chase Ill see you

Sunday night little rain and much cooler

Well it is Sunday had a little rain and it is kind of cooler,.Spent some time with Brian Dee and Honey Badger Thomas today. Trash day on Monday lets see if we git picked up today odds are not too good. gonna start Brian sent over some tools that he had no place to store , and I will store and use them. Gotta get started on doing the needed things before we run out of money. Window sills and door jambs and broken glass, resealing  the windows and replacing siding. Then remodel the bath then the kitchen then  paint and refinish the floors . Then pictures in good house keeping and we will be happy for the rest of our lives. Then Yard work and garden and a porch swing. but we love it Ill let you readers if there are any go have a nice day. "Good night Mrs Calabash where ever you are"

Sunday morning comming down.

Good morning to any one out there: I feel like I'm just typing to my self good thing i ain't getting paid or else i would be fired. Got a little rain yesterday and they say we will get more today , "I say bring it in buckets", we need a lot down here. yesterday I attempted to make contact with people I worked with in Pearland a long time ago, no contact yet. Went to supper yesterday walked to Humble city cafe and had a 1/2 of a chicken fried steak was good and I was hungry. Then Brian and his family stopped in and ill tell you what Thomas will be crawling soon. I wonder how Lorie and Tim are doing at Josh' and Caitlin's? I contacted Social Security on Friday just to check on my stats all in order. well I'm outta here see you soon I'm going to chase my wife around a bit and hope I catch her If I don't ill take a  nap

Saturday Morning

Goooooooood Morning you bunch of snoops! If any one is reading this I want to thank you if your not Kiss my ass. Dorothy got her paper work signed by a doctor for emberail. "This stuck up thinks he is better they you and I insurance "came by and took pictures. The he calls and says we need to talk . Screw him I know there is rotted wood and broken glass what does he think this is a gated community. Hell it is Humble and we paid less then 19,000 for this house and our jeep was more then that . Seems like Obama could do something about that! any way why in the hell would We pay over 1500 a year for home owners insurance. Dorothy and I have been with state farm and only turned in 1 claim that was denied and they wont insure me well state farm Can kiss my Proud to be back back in the Great state of Texas white ass. Saturday lets see what trouble we get our self into today. Might go to Pearland Sunday but not too sure Last night was Friday night lights in football in Texas Humble was away at doby so I dident see any games Yes dear im comming By from the porch setting Humbletonion, Deep in the Heart of Texas

Friday afternoon

Well guess what the trash aint comming till next month oh well. Took Dorothy to a RA doctor and he signed the papers to get her on encourage for her medication, we walked out with out being escorted out by the police like I thought would happen . She must of held her tongue and coroperated . The insurance adgent came by to take pictures of the house to see how much they will insure it for. like i stated they wanted to insuer it for 0ver 50 grand makin the payments unafforadable. dam we only payed 20. well it cooling a bit it is only 92 guess I better pick up the trash from infront of the place and hide it behind the barn. Texas Highschool football tonight but Humble is away at doby down by Pearland

Friday in Humble

Well the big trash did not come as they said they would so I called. Maybe today is what she said , she said the driver forgot. Did he remember how to get home from work? Like when I was working the people that was working in the department would always have excuses, Dam people you are making money to do ma job so man up and do it. Brian helped me do some stuggff on the computer boy am I ever lost on a computer. Well today is the day my keeper goes to tne doctor, so on a latter post ill let y'all know the outcome. Now for the raw sewage dumping grom the scum bags next door . it is still gushing out and running into their back yaed. but it that area they wave lush and wonderfull grass. I dont think Humble will do nothing lets wait and see, Next step will be with the health department. the work that I was going to do on Thursday got postponed till later. Well if any one is reading this thank you for dropping by, If I am just writting this for my onwn self I hope I enjoy it. Might get rain this weekend............Not

Afternoon.

Well the baby and his parents went home Brian help me do some stuff on the puter that I dident know how and still dont. Waiting on the big trash trusk to arrive , Friday Dorothy goes to see a doctor she says she is not feeling too good we gotta get on the program that help with the Embeial or I might need to go back to work for insurance. any way Im tired think ill go and hide for a spell might come back but dont hold your breath. Daughter and tim going to see my greatgrand daughter so long

Attack watch

Did y'all hear about "ATTACK WATCH" I think it is about time that others joined me on this elite list of American Citizens that knows Obama jug ears is trying to destroy this nation. I just discovered that the speaker of the House must get a lobotomy before being allowed to set in the chair to the right of the president, well onto other things , My daughter and son in law Tim are going to Georgia to see her new and first grand daughter and son and daughter-in law. They will be in Savanna Ga. Wow what a neat place I hope they have a good time. Ain't going to be nothing like when they went to Texas with us and rode the Beast but it should be fun.  Today  I'm setting on the porch waiting for our big trash to come so I can watch them pick up our big trash. Then I think ill take a nap or a walk if it ain't too hot. Still no rain here but they say maybe later yea. Thomas has almost discovered crawling but he ain't quite there yet. so to all my kids and grand kids and great grand kid and grand pets we bid you good by for now. Going to get a prostate exam on Saturday maybe so Friday I must study. Mom Sees a RA doctor on Friday lets hope all is well and she gets more Emberal. Do you know a  wife of 42 years is still sexy when she is all sweaty and sultery

Golf on a Thursday afternoon

Obama was playing golf in Martha vineyards the other day , Every one of his tee shots was hooking real bad, He asked the caddy do you know what the trouble is? The caddy said "yes sir I do there  is a piece of crap on the end of your club" Obama took out his towel and wiped the club face. but it happened once again he looked at the caddy with a question look on his face. Caddy said "the piece of shit is on the handle  you fool" OK now for an up date we checked out the cost to have home owners insurance on this house my god it is more then we paid for this house. then a guy just called and said I was looking for a job and asked me if I was I said maybe. Then he said he wanted to sell me his services to protect me from trouble of some kind I asked how much and he quoted me a price and I said to him but I'm outta work with no income and he said to me but this is a great price so I should buy it.

Past Birthday

Morning : today is Wednesday the 14th Yesterday was my keepers birthday, and guess what we went to gamble in Louisiana at delta downs. She  won a couple of hundred and had a fantastic buffet like the other casino provided and guess what it was free. Took the Bus second longest bus ride in my life. The longest took place from Yuma AZ to Denver Co.Well she Is hollering feed me so we are walking to Humble city cafe and have a biscuit( home made of course) see you

Hot nights in Humble

It is Hot not just hot but Hot! Tuesday is the mrs birthday so she gets to go east across the Sabine. We are planning on going by bus "OH JOY"any way she will like that. Found a real cool super market called HEB a real fun store. then we ate supper last night qat a little taxo stand drinks and all for less then 7 bucks cant beat that. But now I gotta go and shower and get a nights rest for the trip in the morninh soo ill see you on the flip side if we have any of our life saveings left. But you know if we blow it we will just hunker down and get some more .................what a life. did you ever see my grandsons and the sweet great grand daughter. What a doll be back soon so be on the edge of your chairs for all the BS outta humble texas

oh joy monday

Well it just happens to be Monday the 12th dry and hot. Today is our first trash day and boy did i screw up. I placed some of the broken (hell lots) tile in the trash can along with the house hole trash. Then for no earthly reason I looked at the trash company's web page it said " No construction debris allowed in container" Oh Crap. We covered it up with another trash bag and hope we get away with it, you think i worry about the little stuff too much. Yesterday went to breakfast with Brian and Dee and Brian Thomas . Then did nothing at all the rest of the day .Like I stated before Tuesday is my keepers birthday so a little road trip is in order if they take the trash! well any how got up early and listen to KHOW on line then read the Houston Chronicle and seen that Ojug ears still thinks is is better then God. dam I hope he gets defeated come November of 12
More slugs have moved into the house next door that makes a total of 7or 8plus 2 trollops  women and the sewer still pours out on the ground thank goodness it stays on their yard .one of the ladies has worn the same pants and blouse for 11 days  My next call after the city does nothing this week will be to the board of health. Going to go today or Thursday and just check on my social security. Friday my keeper goes to a new doctor for her RA and to get more of the health giving injections. No rain in site and this here once marsh land is as dry as a pop corn fart. Well enough about this adventure ill let you go until something pisses me off then ill be back and that wont take long I'm sure. With a song in my belly I bid you goodby.

Sunday opening a can of worms

Well it is Sunday 9/11 I will not say too much about this, but y'all know me better then that. At first the attack on 9/11 ten years ago brought this nation together as one. then some idiots followed the wishes of a new world order and elected a muslim non citizen of the united states who said he hates the united states and  he wanted to change the nation. Well look what you fools put in office, A person that has no patriotism to this nation . A person who feels that the United States of America should bow to foreign leaders, A person who feels that this nation should forget its past leaders and hero's and bow to a president . A person who would like to be the one ruler of the world. A person who would be a dictator if  he was allowed to be. We have a massive influx of illegals entering into this nation unchecked, We can not fly with out being stripped to our undies and felt up by perverts at the TSA. A president whom preaches that muslims are our friends even after they vows to destroy us.A president that has watched far too many jobs being shipped over seas. and a president who next August will apologise to Japan for the United states of America  dropping the bomb in1945 to end the war. For gas prices that has reached a all time high. Oh never mind I'm gonna pop a vein if I go on so see Y'all later

Its Saturday the 10th

Well good morning all . cleaned up some of the broken tile the rest can stay burried  gonna plant tomatos and cantalope where I can with out hitting tile. I really must find that jerk and go poop on his yard, that burried that crap. While my keeper and I was out side looks like the slime bucket that slithers around next door took a shower, and washed some clothes . and of corse the water poured out the hole. raw sewage dumping onto the ground and the city gives him 7 days to fix it I know he will just ust duct tape. well 3 days till the love of my life has a birthday think ill go to Louisianna and let her gamble and ill drink and we will have a love affair in a hotel room far away. are y'all ready for collage football I sure am .

on a Friday in September

Well from what I have been told it is Friday. the city at last came out and looked at the sewer issue next door and gave them 7 days to fix the issue. Lets see if they try to use duct tape! because electrictial tape did not work last time. any way from what the neighbors have told me Im keeping an eye on this idiot. My keeper seems to be doing better but she is about out of her injections and we can not get to see a doctor for a week. life is good but I still worry about things but some day I will get to the point that I don't give a dam about the small or even the big stuff. Two storms in the Gulf lets hope one delevers some much needed rain to Humble. the state needs rain bad wild fires are popping up every place. Now for the good stuff did i tell you we have a great grand daughter and she is a doll. and out newest grand son in Humble is a pistol he is about ready to start crawling and I know he will be like a fart in a skillet. some day I will learn to post pictures on here then you will be able too see what you are missing BUY BUY we'll see you have a nice day

Lets just call it 9/8

I posted on face book yesterday that we was making a road trip and will take a break.  Well we did we got up and plopped our butts in the jeep and headed east towards Louisianna. Took highway 90 east to Beaumont , then caught I-10 into lake Charles La. Stopped at the Isle of Capri and played a bit there then we took the loop around Lake Charles and went to Lauberge de lac casino what a wonderful place we dident win but this place you could put up against some of the casino's in Las Vegas it was marvolous. Had a wonderful Buffet dinner , Crab kegs , steak , Frog legs, Gumbo, Shrimp, sweets, a wonder ful salad bar . need I go on. then headed back to Humble all in all a good day dident win a bunch of money but dident loose much eather. Texas must be next to heaven woke up this morning to a wonderful day and only 65 temp. not the 98 we have seen . Ok  gotta go and get my but to work I found out if I dont attend to this old shack every wakeing second it will fall down around our  ass . No word from the city on the jerks next door just like the  givemeit. Well going to go to walmart and buy the jumbo size jar of deorderant and the 5 gal bucket of baby powder befor it gets blazing hot once more. Y'all take care and ill post soon

Tuesday justs an update

Well I missed yesterday with it being labor day. I feel that UNIONS SUCKS , but thanks for the day off. any way we found a RA doctor for my keeper but with insurance running out last week it is pricey but we will become a 2011 version of Bonny and Clyde if needed. we will be OK. Now on the house in Humble the Neighbors to the west are a bunch of drunks I'm talking low life of the world cops have been there 3-4 times in a week. the house looks kinda like ours so it is old but that place has big trouble!!! Looks like raw sewage runs coming out of  a hole in the vent pipe and they catch it in a top to a sand box if they see it. one thing the grass is real green in that area. They have about 4-8 drunks coming in and out every day . Word in the neighbourhood is the drunks are homeless and lives sometimemes in the woods west of here, They have the balls to go to your porch and ask for money for food , You offer them food they refuse say they want to buy there own food crapola!Today I will call the City of Humble and inquire about the liquid coming out of the house, It looks like the plumbing is clogged up and when they flush the toilet it escapes from the vent pipe. now for the gooder stuff, Thomas came for a visit and we put his butt in the stroller and went to Humble city cafe for breakfast. ill keep in touch so dont let the door hit you in the ass  and ill see y'all later.

lots of well wishers for my efforts on blogging and i thank you. Been reading my past posts looks like i only have about a 4th grade education. Well I got a high school one. Wood shop metal shop, Gym Art what I failed and music. Any way Ill keep after it. Oh by the way it rained a bit yesterday yippee! . it is Sunday of the labor day week end so no work for most people on Monday wow a day off oh wait I got every day off xcept from honey do's. gonna call this my Sunday daytime post if someone has any thing to say go ahead and if any one has extra buck or 20 send it . this is my new way of pan handleing too dam hot to stand on the side of the road. dident know retierment was gonna be such hard work. Drove over 1000 miles with crap tied to the roof of the jeep and the back end lock chocked full. cleaned house ,put up blinds and curtins, built shelves, tore down junk in the yard, spoiled the grandson started eatting better Chicken fried steak, ribs BBQ, Hectors, Fresh fish ,home made pork rinds lone star, Shiner and Miller lite beer?. I dident say healthier is said better.Y'all should look at the pictures of the house and the neat stuff we did you willl be amazed! but first I gotta learn how to post pictures on this computer. OK buy from the happy Humblier hay thats a catchy name but I bet some other fool already taken it. oh cooler today mocking birds are out, as you can see English was not my mostest favorite class

Saturday 9/2/11

I can not figure out stuff on computers ie. like showing pictures and other stuff. but any way we are settleing in real fast. land scapeing the front lawn is done. We put in (2) Majestic Palms on each side of our porch. and some other plants in front of the house. gotta save money so we can get a porch swing. some day ill be real smarter (yea right ) on computers and y'all can see the changes. hey did I mention we have a great Grand daughter? well we do trying to find some help for the medication mrs dorothy takes cause my insurance is gone but dont worry ill sell my body if need to. Hey my Delete button not working. any way ill get gooder at expressing my self and ill really tell some funny sh*t on here but for now it's a learning curve and im way on the out side.

"Morning" aint had time to really read or keep up on the news. I have no idea what Obama the muslim is trying to slip in the citizens drinking water but I bet it is not good. I found out that the Illegals are a big deal here and Obama is letting the state of Texas try to stop the drug runners, He supports the drug trafficers and lets the states spend their money. This man is an enemy to this once great nation. Oh well Hot hot dam hot remember when you was a kid and your mom took something out of the oven after bakeing it and the blast of hot air hit you in the face. I get that same feeling every time I open a door and go outside. well by for now

Back In texas

September 1st 2011 8:55 AM Humble Texas. Well I'm going to start to blog one more time. Like Ive stated before I'm computer stupid so we will see.

We be back in Texas going to try to retire, and just take life one step at a time. We retired from work the last place I worked was Brannan Sand and gravel company a pretty good place to work. Before. that I was i the oil field services game. A lot has happened from the last time I try ed to blog. new grand daughter, New grand sons, even a new great grand daughter. and last but not least a retirement and relocation to the great state of Texas. I will try to keep all who might like to read my stupid words of wit posted every few days if not every day . Any way we packed up and snuck out of Arvada and headed to Texas arrived and found the state in a Heat wave holy crap is it hot 105+ on some days but Hurricane season is fast approaching. had to go out and Buy a list of things, Bed, Couch , Fridge, stove, washer and drier and a bunch of other things. Wre have a grand son Brian Thomas Rex Bleifeld that lives down hereand we plan TO SPOIL THE HECK OUTTA HIM. and Just the other day our othergrand son had a new baby daughter, so she is a great grand daughter. Our daughter is a grand ma YIKES